Text| Item type | Current library | Call number | Status | Notes | Date due | Barcode | Item holds | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Kids Books
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Jaffna Children's Area | YL/SIM |
Available
Order online |
8-10 Yellow | JY00000917 |
£4.99
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Warning!
Do not read this joke book if:
- Your name is Prissy Polly
- You're a goody-goody, ugly toad, tattle-tale
- You watch Nellie's Nursery on TV
These jokes are horrid. These jokes are guaranteed to make horrible little brothers feel sick and parents run screaming from the room. These jokes are so rude and so gross that-
"Hey! Peter! Stop reading right now. I said, put down my book-or else. These gross-out jokes are not for little toads!"
"Mooom! Henry's being mean to me!"
"Don't be horrid, Henry. Let Peter read your jokes."
"NO!"
Why didn't the skeleton and the monster fight?
The skeleton didn't have the guts.
Why was the Egyptian boy upset?
His daddy was a mummy.
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