Don't Wipe Your Bum with a Hedgehog
Material type:
- 9781849411912
- YL\SYM
Item type | Current library | Collection | Call number | Status | Date due | Barcode | Item holds | |
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Kandy Children's Area | Book Wizard Challenge 2020 | YL\SYM |
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Enhanced descriptions from Syndetics:
A collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and double Blue Peter Best Book with Facts-winning Mitchell Symons.
From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as-
You can't trust a dog to watch your food.
Why buy shampoo when real poo is free?
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on.
And if getting even doesn't work, just get odd!
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