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Juliet Dove, Queen of Love

By: Material type: TextTextPublication details: UK Harcourt Brace and Company 2005Description: 190ISBN:
  • 9780152052171
DDC classification:
  • YL/F/COV
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Teens books Teens books Kandy Children's Area Fiction YL/F/COV Checked out 17/09/2022 YB132218
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Enhanced descriptions from Syndetics:

Juliet Dove is a girl who doesn't like to be noticed. But though she may be shy, she has a wickedly sharp wit. Whenever someone does take notice of her, she tears into the person with a savagery that's earned her the nickname Killer.

Juliet ends up leaving Mr. Elives' magic shop with Helen of Troy's amulet--that is, a virtual man magnet. Juliet doesn't know what she's got, but the boys in her class do--they start to notice her. Soon every boy in town is swoony for her. Yet, much as she'd like to lose all the unwanted attention, she can't: The amulet won't come off!

A sidesplittingly funny, heartbreaking whirlwind of a book about the high cost of loving, from the award-winning author of My Teacher Is an Alien and The Unicorn Chronicles.

Table of contents provided by Syndetics

  • 1 Killer Strikes Again (p. 1)
  • 2 Spring Fever (p. 13)
  • 3 Boy Trouble (p. 23)
  • 4 Voices in the Attic (p. 36)
  • 5 Roxanne and Jerome (p. 45)
  • 6 Clarice and Mr. Toe (p. 54)
  • 7 Strange Messages (p. 66)
  • 8 Tales of the Gods (p. 75)
  • 9 The Other Realm (p. 89)
  • 10 She Who Wanders (p. 101)
  • 11 Field of Gold (p. 109)
  • 12 Prisoner of Love (p. 119)
  • 13 Cupid's Little Helpers (p. 133)
  • 14 Uproar (p. 146)
  • 15 Downfall (p. 159)
  • 16 Love on the Half Shell (p. 172)
  • Epilogue (p. 186)

Excerpt provided by Syndetics

Killer Strikes Again"Hey, Killer! How's your boyfriend?"Juliet Dove felt her cheeks begin to burn. Why couldn't Bambi Quilp just leave her alone? Why couldn't everyone just leave her alone?"I don't have a boyfriend," she said softly."Oh, we've seen you walking with Arturo," said Bambi knowingly."Yeah, we've seen you walking with Arturo!" repeated Samantha Foster, who was sort of Bambi's official leech.That Bambi and Samantha had seen Juliet and Arturo walking together was no surprise. Arturo Perez was Juliet's across-the-backyard neighbor, and they had been walking to school together since first grade."Artureo and Juliet, the love story of the century!" cried Bambi. Clasping her hands she placed them against her cheek and fluttered her eyelids. "How Juliet does luh-uve that may-unn!"Juliet flared. "Look who's talking, you pea-brained, metal-mouthed boy chaser! Did you ever see anything in pants that you didn't want? You'll probably have to wait to get the tin off your teeth, though. I hear boys don't like the taste of stainless steel!"Juliet knew she'd made a mistake the moment the words left her mouth. Bambi had only been wearing braces since Monday and she was still sensitive about them. But Juliet had been desperate to turn the attention away from herself, and the blistering comments had escaped her lips before she even had a chance to think about them.Explosions like this were what had earned her the ridiculous nickname Killer to begin with-ridiculous because, in truth, Juliet was the most painfully shy person in the entire Venus Harbor Middle School. Or the entire state, by her father's calculation. But Mr. Dove was given to poetic exaggeration.Juliet hated the nickname, especially because the ferocious comments that earned it for her had never been spoken out of anger. It was just that the minute people started teasing her about personal matters, she felt such an acute panic that she would say anything-anything-to get them to leave her alone. Unfortunately, whenever she tried to explain that she did this because she was shy, people laughed."It's because you're too good at it," Arturo had told her once. "I mean, when you set your tongue on slice and dice, it's like you've got a Ginsu knife between your teeth."Juliet might not have lashed out at Bambi quite so horribly if she hadn't already been upset over their language-arts teacher's announcement that they would be doing oral reports at the end of the month. As far as Juliet was concerned, doing an oral report was not much different from being slowly ground up in a sausage machine-except that, given a choice, she would have opted for the sausage machine. She could not think of anything more excruciating than having to stand up in front of people and speak.All this was going through Juliet's mind later that afternoon as she pressed herself against the brick wall of the alley that ran alongside the Venus Harbor Cinema. She had ducked around the corner to hide when Excerpted from Juliet Dove, Queen of Love by Bruce Coville All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.

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